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McKinley Books and Music Sale This Weekend

January 16th, 2015

Friends of the Library of Hawaii is holding a three-day sale of more than 40,000 records/CDs and over 10,000 gently-used books to help support literary and public libraries throughout the islands. It will be in the McKinley High School cafeteria at 1039 S. King Street, from 9 AM until 3 PM on Sat., Jan. 17 and Sun., Jan. 18. On Martin Luther King Day, Mon., Jan. 19, they'll wrap up sales between 9 AM and 1 PM. Collectors are already planning to line up early to get first crack at possibly finding rare albums and books. Kudos to all the Friends volunteers and the Hawaii State Federal Credit Union for putting together this event!


Haven't been posting lately because my 27-inch iMac, which I love, was in the shop for a week. Mac Made Easy in Kailua diagnosed the problem and had to order a video graphics card from Texas because it's a 2009 model. Not sure if the Apple Store at Ala Moana could have fixed it sooner, but I didn't want to drive to the other side and have to lug my large screen iMac through the mall crowds. I could imagine some shopper with their eyes fixated on a cell phone walking right into me and sending my machine crashing to the ground. In Kailua, I just have to watch out for Japanese tourists on bikes crossing my path.

When I got my "old" iMac back, it was like seeing my wife after she had been gone for awhile... well, maybe not quite that emotional. But I really did miss my computer and couldn't get into writing on my tiny back-up laptop or iPad. At first, the repaired iMac seemed fine. Then a little later I noticed the right half of the screen was darker, as if covered by a shadow. I fiddled with the brightness control, moved it around, and it remained dimmer on one side. I Googled the problem, and it turns out many iMac owners reported the same glitch. They complained that Apple would not admit it was a known issue related to the 27-inch screens and was charging about $500 to repair it if not covered by warranty... which always seem to expire just before your computer goes on the fritz. In the future, I'll have to get the extended Apple Care plan I think. Sigh.

Anyhow, after shutting down the computer and rebooting, the dimming has lessened and is barely detectable. Yet it makes me wonder if Apple's famed quality control has been slipping the past couple of years. Anyone have thoughts on that?


This month's Career Changers TV episode happens to be related to computers and business education programs. We've partnered with DevLeague, a coding bootcamp, to promote what I believe is a great alternative to 4-year college computer science programs. I'm a proponent of getting a well-rounded liberal arts education -- if you can afford it, and aren't sure what you want to do for a career, that is.

But if you're interested in website design, building apps for smart devices, or becoming a startup entrepreneur in the high tech field, what you really need to know is computer coding. Nothing beats hands-on experience and small classes with guidance from professionals who know what companies are looking for in programmers and website developers. DevLeague does exactly that, and to date, they say all of their graduates have succeeded in finding employment after completing the bootcamp or their longer 24-week "part-time" program (still pretty intensive though!).

You can see that video segment on the CCTV YouTube Channel or by clicking here.

Also, we've got a sponsored story about Remington College's new Business Administration program. They consulted with local companies, big and small, who are part of their Program Advisory Committees, and revamped the biz courses into three tracks that address the needs of potential employers in Hawaii.  Their instructors have MBAs and solid real world work experience themselves -- stuff you can't learn just from text books. Here's the link to that piece.

For daily viewing times of my show, visit www.CareerChangers.TV. Have a great weekend -- and check out the McKinley Book & Music Sale if you're out and about!

Lanikai Traffic: Rep. Lee's Response

January 6th, 2015

Disclaimer: I am not a reporter for the Star-Advertiser, nor do I receive any payment from them for writing this blog. These are my opinions and personal observations only. If you disagree with my views, feel free to post comments -- which must be approved first by the blog moderator (me).

State Rep. Chris Lee didn't approve of my prior post regarding the Great Christmas Day Traffic Jam of 2014 because I inferred he was one of the politicians who only showed up to comment on the Lanikai/Kailua traffic problems when news cameras arrived on the scene. I copied his email in its entirety and added it below my last blog entry so anyone can read his point-by-point rebuttal. Rep. Lee said he called the news media, and not the other way around.

Although I didn't mean to single him out, that was the unintended effect since I didn't name other politicians, and mentioned his specific suggestion that people park outside of Lanikai and walk or bike to the beach from there. The reason I laughed at his on-camera advice was the main parking lot at Kailua Beach was closed for repaving on Christmas Day, making Rep. Lee's suggestion... well, impractical, to put it kindly.

However, nowhere in his first email or subsequent response to my follow-up questions, did he offer any explanation for why repaving work was scheduled for one of the busiest beach weeks of the year. He did note that the "irony" is these traffic and parking problems are actually the responsibility of the City and County of Honolulu. Which begs the question: why is a State Representative calling press conferences to address issues that should be handled by the City Council or Mayor's office?

In any event, Rep. Lee says far from being silent or passive about the traffic situation, he and others have already taken many steps to address the problems and things would have been "much worse" than they were on Christmas Day had it not been for these measures -- such as "No Parking" signs, increased fines for violating parking rules, and having police direct traffic. I suppose it could have been worse, but if people really were stuck in traffic jams for one to three hours as was reported, it's hard to see those efforts as being successful.

He also disputed my assertion that closing off close to 20 "private" beachside lanes has contributed to the influx of local residents who now drive to the only public parking lots at Kalama Beach and Kailua Beach, and funnel traffic toward Lanikai -- where, ironically, they have as many public beach rights of way as the entire 3-mile stretch of Kailua Beach because all of Lanikai's beach paths are still free of locked gates as far as I know. Why shouldn't the much larger portion of Kailua Beach be as open to residents and visitors alike as well?

To be clear, I don't think there is any simple solution. We can't put the genie back in the bottle and wave away tourists or locals, who are lured to Lanikai despite common knowledge that parking and traffic in that area is almost always going to be difficult on any given weekend. Will a roundabout help keep traffic flowing? I dunno -- Rep. Lee says it's been in the planning stages for a couple of years now, and that he has gotten $480K in State funding for the project, but didn't give me any dates as to when it will be done or how much longer it will take to put in that roundabout.

Has the ban on commercial activities lessened traffic around Kailua Beach and Lanikai? Again, I don't know. I saw flotillas of kayaks paddling out to the Mokes on Christmas, and streams of people pulling rented kayaks across the street. But since the main parking lot was closed, I can't say for sure if the ban has stopped people from offering yoga sessions, windsurfing lessons or kayak rentals right there by the beach.

As I explained to Rep. Lee, I think a lot of residents are frustrated by the lack of action on things we've stood up and complained about at Neighborhood Board meetings or public hearings year after year with no tangible results. Not just traffic problems, but stuff like illegal vaction rentals, illegal fireworks, illegal blocking of parking spaces, shoreline building "creep" and beach erosion. To be fair, much of that stuff is in the City and County jurisdiction. But it seems like the standard response we get from our elected officials -- NOT YOU, CHRIS! -- is that they want to "solicit feedback" and  get more "ideas" from the public (even after years of testimony and hearings on things like regulation of B&Bs) rather than taking bold action.

What we need are real leaders who step forward and say: Enough talk. This is what must be done, and here's how we're going to do it....


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Lanikai, Kailua traffic woes

December 31st, 2014

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On Christmas Day, my wife and I drove down to Kailua Beach where we planned on meeting family visiting from Boulder and Hawaii Kai. We knew it would be crowded since it was a holiday, but we didn't know the main parking lot across from Buzz's Lanikai restaurant was completely closed off for repaving. Fortunately, because we got there before 10 AM, we were able to find parking spaces along the side of the road. People who came later weren't so lucky, and when we left around 2 PM traffic was backing up into Lanikai.

Yet when the local TV news reported on the massive traffic jam in Lanikai, none of the broadcasts I saw mentioned that the main lot at Kailua Beach wasn't open during one of the busiest times of the year, which exacerbated the problem. If you ask me, the timing for that repaving project wasn't thought out very well.

Of course, when the TV news cameras come out, so do certain politicians who vow to do something about situations that have existed for years. But when those same problems have been brought up at Neighborhood Board meetings, these politicians are largely silent, absent or represented by proxies who take note of the complaints and promptly ignore them... until the news crews show up, that is.

Anyhow, they continue to talk in circles -- literally. Now they're floating the idea of installing a roundabout to "keep traffic flowing." But that doesn't address longstanding issues related to public beach access and the growing gap between the haves and have-nots who live in Kailua and Lanikai. One reason so many locals and visitors wind up trying to go to Lanikai Beach is the proliferation of locked gates and "private" beachside lanes all the way down to where President Obama is staying for vacation. There are only a handful of public beach rights of way, and many residents who live within a couple of blocks of the ocean, actually have to drive to either Kalama Beach (very small lot) or the two bigger lots where everyone else goes because they're locked out by gates in those exclusive little enclaves right across the street from them.

Don't believe me? Try walking down some of those lanes off Kalaheo Avenue with the "No Trespassing" and "No Beach Access" signs posted all over the place. You might get yelled at or plenty stink eye, along with threats to call the cops. Aside from the lack of aloha from those homeowners, closing off of all those side streets has had a ripple effect that drives people and traffic into Lanikai. If government officials really want to alleviate the influx, they should open up more public access ways and parking along the rest of Kailua Beach... including the semi-private beach end where the Obamas have been vacationing, in part, because it's mostly blocked off to the public as is.

I like Rep. Chris Lee and when he was first elected, he actually walked along Kalaheo Avenue with me to see how many locked gates there were and how far it was between two public accesses on Kailua Beach (it was a 20 minute walk). To be honest though, I had to laugh when I saw him on the news suggesting that people park outside of Lanikai and walk or ride bikes to the beach there! Right... the main lot is closed, locals are putting rocks and other large objects on the side of their properties to prevent parking by outsiders, thieves are making off with bikes and stuff from parked cars, and that's your solution? Something tells me Chris and the other politicians need to get out of their offices more and take a reality check.

ADDENDUM POSTED 1.1.15: Rep. Chris Lee took exception to my blog post and sent this email below to me in response. In fairness to Chris, I did not mean to single him out as the only politician who shows up when news cameras come out. I really meant the Honolulu City Council member who represents Kailua. Sorry, Chris. Here's his rebuttal...

Aloha Rich,

I appreciate your regular blog in the Star-Advertiser which I usually keep an eye on. However, this week’s blog concerning the traffic in Kailua was surprising. I’ve always valued journalism and news blogs sponsored by reputable news sites as the means to ensure accuracy and accountability, especially in our modern world of rampant online speculation and half-truths. I was disappointed to read your entry this time not because of the subject matter you chose to address, but because your opinion was clearly drawn without knowledge or background on the issue, and made broad assumptions which quite frankly simply are not true.

Please understand I hope this comes off as constructive rather than frustrated. I work extremely hard and have given up any semblance of a normal life to put in 12-18 hour days year-round to help fix these problems because this is my home, and it’s something I care deeply about. So when I’m singled out for being “silent, absent… or ignore” these issues “until news crews show up,” it’s an outright falsehood that I cannot let stand.

You probably didn't know that it has been my office that has purposely been asking the news crews to come out to follow this situation, going back years now. It was me who called them and brought them out several times this week, and it was me who set up the press conference that brought them back again for the story you referenced.

Further, not only have I been at almost every neighborhood board meeting at which this issue has been discussed and have addressed all the questions asked of me, but I have also been at every one of the half-dozen other community meetings on the issue, several of which I hosted and put together. I’ve mailed to our community equally many times both soliciting input and sharing progress on solutions.

If you took the time to do the research, you would find that the roundabout has already been in the works for almost two years and was not a knee-jerk response to the horrific traffic in recent months. When traffic began to get bad, long before the gridlock of recent holidays, this project was begun to alleviate the growing concern. Money was long ago set aside, and I even kicked in $480,000 in state funding for this City and County project to fast-track its design and construction.

Secondly, I I know you and I both feel strongly about beach access, however I believe in this case you are conflating two issues which there is little evidence to support a meaningful link between. Recent data has not supported the notion that increased traffic in Lanikai is a result of the continued access issues further down Kalaheo. There may be some small attribution, but the draw is clearly Lanikai Beach, the Mokuluas, the pillboxes, the commercial rental stores on Kailua Road, and the main Kailua beach park areas with lots of parking and access. This is corroborated by the simple fact that most of the Kalaheo accesses remained closed both before and after traffic worsened in Lanikai, as well as by the number of cars and volume of people using those accesses which hardly makes a dent in the exponentially larger volume of cars being measured crossing into Lanikai today. Finally, the roundabout was never proposed as a solution to address the beach access issues along Kalaheo, and building a straw-man argument that it should have is both inaccurate and unfair.

If it were true that our politicians “remain silent, absent…” then I would not have gone way out of my way to get news crews out to Kailua in years past, several times this past week, and certainly would not have put together a press conference and take the extraordinary step of trying to educate outsiders that we have a serious situation here in Kailua, and finally, would not have taken a huge political risk asking people to consider staying away for New Years.

The purpose of that news story was not to go through all the solutions that we have already been working on, the purpose was to educate the public on the severity of the traffic, and what to do if they absolutely still want to come to Kailua. The more people who know what to expect, the more people will likely find other alternatives. With one week between the crazy Christmas traffic and New Years, it was the most logical and prudent course of action. And, as traffic today wasn’t nearly as bad it was over Christmas, it appears to have been helpful at the very least.

If you would like to talk about solutions, a simple google search would show all the things that we have been working on as a community:

1. We have had more than a half-dozen community meetings soliciting feedback, proposals, and have had traffic engineers and stakeholders from all sides participating.

2. As a result of some of those meetings and at the request of our community I helped pass a bill this past year raising the minimum fine for parking bike lanes from $35 to $200.

3. We have already put up numerous parking signs all around the area to address the parking-related traffic and painted new markings on roadways.

4. We have started a healthy debate which continues over where the community wants to go in terms of keeping or eliminating parking and vehicular access in various locations. The community has yet to come to a consensus on this, so we have been standing by waiting on their decision.

5. We launched the roundabout intersection fix fronting Kalapawai Market and the City and County has held several community meetings on it and has already put money forward to begin the planning and design process.

6. I inserted $480,000 into the state budget to fast-track the City and County’s design and planning process for the roundabout project.

7. We worked with the local kayak businesses and got them to agree to re-route their customer traffic to the beach.

8. After much community input the City and County passed a bill banning commercial activity at the beach parks on weekends.

9. After more meetings and input another bill was passed extending the ban on commercial activity from just weekends to all times period.

10. Several times over the last few years the City and County has tweaked and re-routed the traffic and pedestrian flow to reduce the holdups at the Kalapawai intersection.

11. We worked with Alexander and Baldwin who has hired officers to help manage the traffic flow through the intersection.

12. Many times we have had the City and County place officers in the same and other locations to speed intersection ingress and egress.

These are just off the top of my head. There’s a lot more that’s constantly going on. But the one thing that really struck me about being singled out on this issue is this: the traffic and parking issues that we have been working on are City and County jurisdiction, and not State issues. However, as a State Representative I’ve stepped up to the plate in spite of this, and helped out so much because it’s my community and I care about it. To be singled out for not “solving” an issue that isn’t even in my jurisdiction is the ultimate irony of your blog post. If anyone was to be referenced, it should have been the City and County, and not state officials.

Next time if you don’t have any time to do the research, before you publicly attack the wrong person, all you have to do is ask. I believe you have my email, office number and cell phone. In case you lost them, here they are again:

Chris Lee
(808) 586-9450 (office)
(808) 265-4597 (cell)

I appreciate your interest in our community, but on this issue I have to set the record straight. Thank you for staying involved, just let me know next time and I’ll be happy to chat before hand.

Chris Lee

My Annual Obama Parable

December 26th, 2014

NOTE: I wrote this story in 2008 for my nieces, Sasha and Ana, who are about the same ages as President Obama’s daughters, Malia Ann and Sasha. Since the Obamas may only be returning to Kailua for Christmas another two years, I figure it's worth rerunning in the hopes that he or someone from his entourage will stumble across my cockeyed parable and invite me to lunch with the First Family. Or maybe they could just walk out in front of their beach house and wave to folks like me and my visiting relatives who walk down to the checkpoint to get a glimpse of where they're staying. Anyway, in the little hand-made books I created for my nieces, Uncle Monkey was a cynical chimpanzee writer of animal-centered tales that mirror current events. Six years later, despite all the positive improvements in our economy and world standing, President Obama continues to get dumped on instead of the pat on the back he deserves. But as Uncle Monkey cheerfully reminds the kids, things could always be worse!



“Can you tell us a Christmas story?” little Ana asked.

The chimp scratched his chin and nodded. “Hmm,” he hmmm’d. “Yes, I can, as President Obama would say. Actually, he would say, ‘Well, um, yes’… except it’s a sad tale that will leave you weeping with joy or laughing in sorrow. It’s about a character named Sandy Claws.”

“You mean Santa Claus, don’t you?” interrupted Sasha.

“No, Sandy Claws was a crab who lived in the ocean. But he liked to hang out on the beach too, where he would scavenge for odds and eggs –”

“You mean odds and ENDS,” Ana said.

“No, eggs — fish eggs and bird eggs, which he liked to eat for breakfast. Now stop trying to tell me what I mean and listen, or I will not continue!” Uncle Monkey snapped. In truth, he was cranky because he had a beginning for his fable about human greed, but he was still searching for a satisfying ending. He often told himself, It will all work out in the end. Yet all the troubles in the world never seemed to end! So how could things ever work out? This thought made him sad and depressed.

“Well,” he said, sounding a bit like the President. “I did, um, say it was a sad story… and… look, these are troubled times with enormous challenges facing crabs and sea life due to global warming –”

“AHEM, ” Ana interjected. “We want to hear a Christmas story, not a political speech!”

“Oh, okay,” sighed the grizzled old chimp. “Here is The Fishy Tails of Sandy Claws, The Crabby Crab of Christmas Beach, which was rejected by all the fish book publishers.”

“Did you try to sell it as a movie or TV show?” asked Sasha.

Uncle Monkey nodded yes. “My agent thought it would be perfect for Animal Planet Shell-o-vision, but they felt it was too depressing for kids. They thought Sandy Claws acted greedy and shelfish.”

“You mean selfish?” said Ana.

“No — shellfish! Ever since ‘Finding Nemo’ became a big hit, they only want fish stories. Not crab fables or shrimp tails. They’re prejudiced against shellfish. But I will tell you the story and you can judge for yourself if Sandy Claws was selfish.”

“I thought you said he was a shellfish,” Sasha noted.

“Yes, he is a shellfish. But I meant selfish this time… oh, never mind. Just read the darn story, okay?” he grumbled.

EMPTY BOXES by Uncle Monkey

Once upon a beach in Hawaii, there lived a cranky old crab who constantly complained about the litter and mess people left behind or threw in the ocean. It made him so mad that fish and “honu” (Hawaiian sea turtles) would ask if he had sand in his underpants, which might be irritating him. But since none of them wore underwear, this only made the crab even crabbier.

Christmas was the worst time of all for him. Sea birds and monk seals would mock the crab for the way he walked sideways. When he angrily raised his claws and snapped them at the birds, they laughed at him. “Ha! You couldn’t snip your way out of a wet paper bag with those weak little claws of yours,” taunted the birds.

Turning red with embarrassment, the crab retreated to his hole in the sand. Sandy Claws didn’t have many friends. Like many crabs, he was shy and at parties would not come out of his shell. And his habit of eating dead fish he found on the beach was a turn-off for live fish he wished to befriend.

The reason he disliked Christmas so much was that more humans would flock to his beach for the holidays, and many would toss their flower leis into the water or throw wrapping paper from their gifts on the sand. Sandy Claws had to pick up all the bows and ribbons these careless people threw out. But he was jealous too because no one ever gave him any gifts. All he ever got was the empty boxes people left behind.

Then one Christmas Eve, something remarkable happened. He noticed there were more humans than usual with cameras, all stopping and staring at a particular house near his hole in the sand. There were men in long pants, wearing dark sunglasses, talking into radios while standing around the house. Obviously a Very Important Person was visiting. But who could it be?

“Pssst… wanna know who it is? Do ya?” whispered a little birdie. “It’s the Obama!”

“What’s an Obama?” asked the crab.

“I dunno, but everyone is wearing shirts or carrying signs that say something about Obama,” the birdie replied.

“Well, whoever or whatever this Obama is, I hope he does something to clean up the ocean and beaches,” the cynical crab said.

As more people came and left, Sandy Claws saw that some were leaving gift-wrapped packages next to a palm tree by the Obama house. What could be in those boxes, and who were they for? “Maybe they’re for me!” thought the crab. Oh, he knew they were not meant for him, but he could not resist the temptation to pretend that these presents had his name on them.

And when he sneaked closer to the packages, what did his beady stalk eyes see, but the name Santa Claus on some labels. “Close enough,” said Sandy Claws as he began to drag the boxes back to his hole. Using his claws and smaller pincers, he carefully removed the ribbons and unwrapped each package. Then he took out the gifts and replaced them with wilted, soggy flower leis he found on the beach or other plastic junk he plucked out of the ocean. Some of the boxes he re-wrapped contained nothing at all except a little sand. After he put the bows and ribbons back on, he placed the packages next to the palm tree where they were originally left.

Sandy Claws looked at all the gifts he had taken: candy, cookies, Hawaiian goodies and also things for little girls such as dolls and toys. So it was clear this Obama had children. And Sandy Claws disliked children because they were always chasing after crabs like him or poking sticks into their holes in the sand.

“Ha! I’m glad Obama and his daughters will be getting trash and empty boxes for Christmas,” the crab muttered to himself. “Besides, why are people giving them more useless stuff when they obviously have so much already?” Which made Sandy stop to think about the gifts piled up around his humble hole. To fit in all the pilfered presents, he had to dig out more space. It was exhausting work to make room for things he didn’t really need.

Despite his constant grumbling, the cranky crab realized he didn’t have it so bad after all. He had eight good legs, plenty of garbage to eat, plus a beautiful beach he called home. “I should share my bounty with the honu, fish and dolphins. They’ll see that I may be a shellfish, but I am certainly not selfish!”

That evening, the men in long pants with the dark sunglasses (which they wore at night to make themselves look more mysterious) picked up the “re-gifted” packages and brought them into the big Obama house. Meanwhile, Sandy Claws put all his pilfered presents into a large mesh bag he had swiped from a kayak, and dragged it into the sea to deliver his gifts to less fortunate sea life.

“Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas to all my ocean friends,” he called out. Soon he was surrounded by curious dolphins, fish and honu. Even a couple of sharks cruised by to investigate what was happening. He opened the mesh bag and began to give presents to the smallest and youngest creatures. Unfortunately, all the candy and cookies had dissolved into a messy mixture.

Nice,” snickered a sarcastic starfish. “Some gift!”

Undeterred, Sandy Claws gave a silver necklace with a silver flower charm on it it to a baby parrotfish…. who ate it by mistake. “That’s just great,” the angry parent parrotfish squawked. “Why don’t you just hand out sharp hooks to all the baby fish, huh?!”

“Sorry about that,” the crab said. “How about a doll then for your other baby fish?” However, as he pulled the cheaply-made doll from the mesh bag, his claw severed the plastic head. The monk seals and dolphins began to play an underwater version of soccer with the doll head. Sandy looked at the label on the doll’s body: MADE IN CHINA. “Tsk-tsk,” sighed an old honu.  “That doll was probably made by underage kids who are forced to work for slave wages!”

Sandy Claws was very sad. He tried to do a good thing by sharing his gifts. But all he got in return was scorn and scoldings. This was his worst Christmas ever. As he turned sideways to crabwalk away, he heard a small soft voice call to him from the ocean floor… “Hey, Sandy,” the tiny starfish said.

“Yes?” he replied hopefully.

“YOU’RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ALL THIS CRAP HERE, ARE YOU?” yelled the angry starfish. The gifts that looked so nice and new when he first unwrapped them were just more useless junk and garbage — because, as the dolphins would say, they had no useful porpoise for these sea creatures.


On Christmas morning, Sandy Claws woke up and decided he would return to being crabby since being generous did not work out very well for him. But as he walked home, over the sound of gentle waves breaking on the shoreline, he heard two young girls giggling with delight. It was coming from the big Obama house. “Oh, no! Those girls will be so disappointed when they open their presents and see they got garbage, or worse — nothing at all!” he blurted out to the little birdie pecking around in the sand next to his hole.

“Whatcha gonna do, Sandy? It’s too late to fix things now that you ruined their gifts… unless — nah, it’s too crazy,” the birdie said, his voice trailing off.

“What? Tell me!” the crab implored.

“You could make up for it by offering yourself as a gift to the Obama,” chirped the bird.

“Huh? You mean…” said Sandy, slowly getting the bird’s drift.

“Yeah. Crab salad. Self-sacrifice is what Christmas is all about, right?” the birdie noted.

“Maybe they don’t like crab meat though. In which case, it would be a wasted sacrifice,” said Sandy. Depressed and dejected, the forlorn crab looked up and saw the entire Obama family was gathered outside in front of the house with their presents. He quickly scooted over the sand and rocks to get a closer look at the famous family. There was the President, his wife and two young daughters, all beaming with anticipation.

The father handed wrapped presents to his wife and girls. “These gifts are from the good people of Hawaii. I wonder what they gave us! Let’s open them, and, um… let’s see, shall we?” While he and Michelle carefully opened their packages, Malia and Sasha gleefully ripped open their gift boxes.

“Hey! There’s nothing in my package,” whined the older daughter.

“Mine is empty too,” frowned the younger sister.

The wife held up a wilted flower lei that was still dripping sea water. “It smells like wet dog,” she sniffed. The father held up his empty box. A few grains of sand and pieces of plastic junk fell out. He smiled though and took the wilted lei from his wife. Then he put it around his neck.

“Dad, are you crazy?” asked the younger daughter.

“I think the people who gave us these empty boxes are the ones who are crazy,” said the older sister. “Not just crazy, but mean too. Why would anyone wrap up boxes of nothing!”

Their father nodded thoughtfully, paused for a second as he looked out at the beautiful blue ocean and white sandy beach. “Well, girls… um… maybe someone less fortunate than us needed what was in those boxes, or wanted those things because they lack, um, something. So they took the things inside the boxes… and, um… they forgot that they could not take what the gift-givers intended to share with you — with our family. And that is the gift of love. What I see in this empty box is Hope and Love.”

Sandy Claws’ eyes welled up with tears. But as he tried to wipe them with his big claw, he nearly cut his eye stalk off. He sniffled and turned to the little birdie. “The Obama understands the true meaning of Christmas. Sometimes the best gift is… nothing!”

Then they heard loud laughter — it was the father and mother, who were consoling the crying girls. “Nah! Just kidding. Your mother and I got you real presents that are inside. You think we’d give you nothing for Christmas?” the father chuckled.  The sisters wiped their tears off and smiled. Their father sniffed the soggy lei and made a face. “I bet some crabby old McCain-Palin supporters left us those packages. At least we can be thankful it wasn’t a bomb.”

So Sandy Claws was right after all. Sometimes an empty box is the best gift.



Ana and Sasha looked at each other. “That’s a terrible Christmas story, Uncle Monkey!” said Sasha. Ana agreed: “Nobody would give a bomb for a Christmas present!”

“Ah, but they could. That’s the point of my story. Things can always be worse than they are,” the chimp replied. “So, a box full of nothing can be better than a box that has useless stuff in it… or worse, BAD things in it.”

Mele Kalikimaka! May all your empty boxes be filled with good memories and room for better things to come. You can still catch the Christmas edition of Career Changers TV daily at different times on OC16. Click here for the viewing schedule and links to videos on the CCTV YouTube Channel.

Success and Happiness

December 4th, 2014

TT and Surf Santa

PROGRAM ALERT: The new December episode of Career Changers TV premieres Thurs., Dec. 4 at 7:30 PM on Oceanic Cable channel 12/high def 1012. You can find daily viewing times on www.CareerChangers.TV and watch segments from past or current shows on the CCTV YouTube Channel. Plus, we have some gift suggestions from our sponsors that would make great stocking stuffers!

For our Christmas show, I got to interview Martin & MacArthur CEO Michael Tam and Pictures Plus/Plus Interiors CEO Kent Untermann, as well as magician/professional Santa Mike Ching (pictured above with CCTV host Theresa Tilley at M&M's Ward location). We also did an update on Mermaid Kariel's latest spin-off venture -- custom made mermaid tails. Turns out there is a big demand for functional tails from aspiring professional mermaids, who are willing to pay upwards of $3-5K to shake their waterproof money-makers in pools or aquariums all over the world!

What they have in common is they're successful at what they do, and you really get the sense that these are people who are genuinely happy with their occupational choices. Yet each has had to overcome challenges, difficult business climates at times -- recessions, 9/11, changing social norms or personal tastes -- and evolve to stay in the game. Where they find their individual motivation and strength varies, but they all exhibit the same characteristics: discipline, perseverance, and a a clear vision of their long range goals. For instance, Kent cites lessons he learned as a football player at UH as a major reason he was able to weather ups and downs in growing Pictures Plus into Plus Interiors. And he's not shy about commenting on the current state of the UH athletic department in the piece we did on him (click here).

However, as a former football player and ultra-competitive person myself, I know it can be hard to be "happy" when you're driven to win in sports or business for that matter. If you're not number one in what you do, every loss seems like a nagging reminder of mistakes made or personal shortcomings... the dreaded could'a/would'a/should'a self-talk that pervades your daily life. So what is the key to being successful and being happy at the same time?

A recent scientific study I read says happiness is exceeding expectations. That's pretty much it in a nutshell. The more you expect, the harder it is to be happy. That seems like such a no-brainer you wonder why they even bothered to do research on it. But when you think about the current perception of UH sports, for example, it makes perfect sense. We've seen what UH teams and athletes are capable of doing, and our expectations have grown. I remember going to my first football game at Aloha Stadium in 1986, not long after I moved here from New York City, and the Bows were playing Big Ten powerhouse Michigan. To this day, I will never forget hearing that "RAIN... BOWS!" call and response chant filling a stadium of over 40,000 fans as Dick Tomey's underdogs stood toe-to-toe with Michigan for three quarters before finally succumbing late in the game. They lost, but no one expected them to be even close -- so it felt like winning.

Kent had graduated by then, so he wasn't on the field for that battle. Still, he remembers the feeling from his own UH football days and he believes we shouldn't lower our expectations by dropping sports or going to a lower division. And that's the paradox of life I think... on one hand, unless we strive for achieving more than others expect of us, most of us won't be happy just settling for what we know we're capable of doing. On the other hand, it hurts like hell when you reach for the stars and fall flat on your face.

As a writer, I'm constantly torn between wanting to be successful, i.e. sell screenplays that become big movie hits, and staying true to my artistic aims of producing original work that is at least different than the usual cookie-cutter formula movies making money at the multi-plexes these days. So to keep myself sane, every month I write two quotations at the top of my desk calendar: "Write with no attachment to outcome" and a zen saying, "When you cease expecting, you have all things."

Anyway, check out the new Career Changers TV show this month! Hopefully, watching it will exceed your expectations.